John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• T. Shirt : Hey, look at this, 5th of March 2086. Oh, I must just see the telly page. I thought so, Tuesday five past four, T. Bag and the Revenge of the golden cupcakes from planet Zog, series 103 of this long running popular children's comedy.

• T. Shirt : I'm telling you, I don't know where he's gone.

  T. Bag : That boy disappears more times than Paul Daniels' rabbits!

  T. Shirt : Why don't we go and look for him?

  T. Bag : We'll doing nothing of the no such which, we're going back the Flying Saucer, come on.