T-Bag Bounces Back (TV Series)
The Ousting of Major Happy (1987)
Jennie Stallwood: Debbie
Quotes
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Debbie : All right, Major, you'd better tell me all about this glockenspiel of yours. Was there something special about it?
Major Happy : Spe-? I should coco! It was magical, wasn't it?
Debbie : Magical?
Major Happy : Yes, it was all gold and... I well, magical.
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[first lines]
Thomas : Grandad! Grandad! He's not here.
Debbie : Never mind. Some other time.
Thomas : No, it's alright. Grandad won't mind.
Debbie : Well...
Thomas : Course he won't! Shop's shut. So we won't be disturbing anyone.
Debbie : Great. Where are these records of yours then.
Thomas : Up in my room. On the shelf. You go and get them, while I find the record player.
Debbie : Right.
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Major Happy : My name is Happy. Major Happy.
Debbie : Well you don't look very happy to me.
Major Happy : Well is it any wonder, stuck up here like a fairy on a Christmas tree without a wand! Is it any wonder, eh, I ask you, is it, eh?
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Major Happy : There's a bad apple in the barrel.
Debbie : A bad apple by the name of T-Bag.
Major Happy : Ah. You've hit the nail right on the head there, me dear.
Debbie : Not again. Suppose you'll be needing my help then.
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Debbie : [arrives within the land of the music-box] Well. Off we go again, Debbie.