- Merl the Earl: Say, I know you.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah, you know my Uncle Al.
- Merl the Earl: Right, right. You drive that red tomato with the white stripe.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Uh, red Torino.
- Merl the Earl: Tomato, tomahto, what's the difference?
- Bettin: All right, what the hell are you doing? We have Jojo under surveillance and all of a sudden you pick him up?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Surprised it took you this long to find us.
- Bettin: Listen!
- Det. Dave Starsky: Ssshhh! Now calm down, will ya? We just decided to take Jojo out for a bite to eat - only he ain't hungry.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah. And after that, us girls are gonna do a little shopping.