Heather Dubrow: Maddie

Quotes 

• Maddie : Look, this jerk over there keeps hitting on me, so pretend to be my boyfriend. Okay, sweetie?

  Jake Donovan : Sure. Why don't you go make me a sandwich? And give me some money.

  Maddie : I said boyfriend, not husband!

• Lewis : So what's it gonna take for me to get you home?

  Maddie : Chloroform and a duffel bag?

• Lewis : I like it, you put the "sass" in "sassy."

  Maddie : Keep drinking. You put the "ass" in "plastered."