Tony Shalhoub: Ian Stark

Quotes 

• Henry McNeeley : Hey, I've been tryin' to call you all afternoon. What's wrong with your phone?

  Ian Stark : It keeps ringing.

  Henry McNeeley : It stops ringing when you answer it.

  Ian Stark : Also when you smash it with a hammer.

• Cesar Radford : I hope everybody like hot cheese!

  Henry McNeeley : Wow, it's flaming.

  Ian Stark : Yeah, and the cheese is on fire.

• Henry McNeeley : I am going to be blacklisted thanks to you and your fish shenanigans.

  Ian Stark : Shenanigans? Well just come out and say it, Henry. You think I'm a hooligan, don't you? Up to some tomfoolery.

• Ian Stark : Where have you been? I just pretended to choke on an oyster for you, then Audrey ran over and gave me the Heimlich Maneuver - from the front!