- Harlan: Hubald, he was the creator of all this, but he died very early - too early. Took many secrets with him, so long ago.
- Jack O'Neill: How long, exactly?
- Harlan: Uh, exactly? 99,207,000 of your... hours.
- Jack O'Neill: [immediately] Well, that's 11,000 years.
- Samantha Carter: How did *you* know that?
- Jack O'Neill: That's right?
- Samantha Carter: [calculating] Yeah.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Wait, how did *you* know that?
- Jack O'Neill: So, um, what the hell happened here?
- Android O'Neill: Somebody stole my life. That's what happened.
- Jack O'Neill: You talking about my life?
- Android O'Neill: Hey, I've got every right to it that you do. I was kind of hoping I could figure out away to undo all this, get myself back into my body, where I belong.
- Jack O'Neill: Well it's occupied, thank you.
- Harlan: [Specifically to Jack] Comtraya!
- Jack O'Neill: Kumbaya to you.
- Harlan: [Enunciating] Com-tray-a!
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, whatever.