- Teal'c: If I were still loyal to the Goa'uld, you would know it.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Really?
- Teal'c: It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I wasn't gonna let you die, Lieutenant. It's, like, a ton of paperwork.
- Lt. Tyler: Paperwork?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota. That's what. For the fishing mostly.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Dr. Jackson's motives for being here are colored by his emotions and they always have been. Teal'c changes sides more often than I change the oil in my car.
- Major Samantha Carter: What about me?
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Well, let's see: You were briefly taken over as a host by the Goa'uld, once you fell under the control of an artificial intelligence of alien origin, and the last time we met, you harbored an alien in your own home.
- Major Samantha Carter: My access code isn't working. They must have decided we're a security risk and locked us out.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So you can't get in.
- Major Samantha Carter: I didn't say that.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: You led Apophis into the mothership which was occupied by SG1 and the Tok'ra Selmak. You could have gotten them all killed.
- Teal'c: At the time, I was made to believe that my time with the Tau'ri was a subterfuge.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: And now?
- Teal'c: I am loyal to the Tau'ri.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Why should I believe you?
- Teal'c: If I were still loyal to the Goa'uld you would know it.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Really?
- Teal'c: It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit.