- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: You should try one of these. It called, uh...
- Garan: Ojun fruit.
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: Right. It's sort of a cross between a guava and a mango.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sort of a "guango"?
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: I like that! People, henceforth ojun fruit shall be called guango. So shall it be!
- [the people cheer and applaud]
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: I get to name all kinds of stuff. You should see the Grateful Dead Burial Ground.
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: I guess, uh, congratulations are in order. You made general.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: You made king.
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: Right. Well, it's, uh, not a contest.
- [about to start up a ship with a time machine]
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: How do we know we're not gonna end up back at the Alamo?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Uh, well for one thing, that was on Earth.
- Teal'c: It is quite a distance from the village.
- Harry 'King Arkhan The First' Maybourne: I enjoy long walks.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [smirking] Right, long walks, rainy nights, and
- [with heavy sarcasm]
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: candle lit dinners.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: [after being captured for the umpteenth time] God I miss goin' offworld.