Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Fragile Balance (2003)

Michael Welch: Young Jack O'Neill

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Quotes 

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : What's goin' on?

  Young Jack O'Neill : Daniel!

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Sounds like him. At least the loud, grating part.

• Colonel Jack O'Neill : [the Asgard Loki has cloned O'Neill]  Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the Replicators. This is the thanks we get?

  Young Jack O'Neill : Hey, at least you're gonna live.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : [everyone looks at Young O'Neill]  What?

  Young Jack O'Neill : Maybe you're a little put out, but this guy didn't hit all the right buttons on the Xerox.

• [Daniel walks into the holding room] 

  Young Jack O'Neill : Daniel, will you tell them who I am? Please?

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : Okay, love to. Who are you?

• Teal'c : Do you not experience increased health and vitality?

  Young Jack O'Neill : My *vitality* was just fine, thank you.

• [the guard hands a mug to Young Jack] 

  Young Jack O'Neill : Finally!

  [takes a sip] 

  Young Jack O'Neill : Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?

• Young Jack O'Neill : Had your Tretonin yet this morning?

  Teal'c : [turning to the others]  How could this child possess such knowledge?

• Young Jack O'Neill : You know, ah, I think you two are enjoying this just a little too much.

  Major Samantha Carter : Well, you are kinda cute.

  Young Jack O'Neill : That's 'sir' to you, and being trapped inside a scrawny little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter.

• Teal'c : [looking in O'Neill's refrigerator]  Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill?

  Young Jack O'Neill : Hey, come one, that salsa's still good.

• Young Jack O'Neill : [from outside]  Thought I'd just drop by and say- Ow!

  Security Force Officer : [from outside]  Sir, please do not resist.

  Young Jack O'Neill : [from outside]  Hey, ease up, big guy!

  Major Samantha Carter : [to the pilots]  ... stay focused.

  Security Force Officer : [from outside]  Relax, sir.

  Young Jack O'Neill : [from outside]  Okay, I'm warning you...

  Security Force Officer : [from outside]  Sir, please, stay there

  Young Jack O'Neill : [from outside]  Didn't I just say I was warning you? Hey! Oh! All right! That's it! Now, I'm mad!

  Major Samantha Carter : [Sam opens the door to see the young Colonel O'neill pinned to a wall by two Security Force Officers]  You can release him.

  Young Jack O'Neill : [the guards release him]  I'll forgo the charges for assaulting a superior officer. Carter... I could've taken him.

  Major Samantha Carter : I'm sure

• [Hammond shows Carter the individual who tried to enter the SGC with O'Neill's security ID] 

  Major Samantha Carter : He's a boy, sir.

  Young Jack O'Neill : As it turns out, Carter, yes I am. For the moment.

• Young Jack O'Neill : I don't plan on staying like this.

  Major Samantha Carter : Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion? Try enjoying this as much as we are... sir.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : There's no easy way to tell you this, so... Sam's just gonna come out and say it.

  Major Samantha Carter : Well, sir, as you know, the Asgard depend on a cloning technology...

  Young Jack O'Neill : Oh, for cryin' out loud!

  Teal'c : You have been cloned, O'Neill.

  Young Jack O'Neill : [turning to face them]  What!

• Young Jack O'Neill : [to room full of Air Force pilots]  I realize it doesn't actually say "Colonel" anywhere on my uniform, but it should.

  [Carter nods to room in agreement] 

• Young Jack O'Neill : Look, last night, I ate some dinner, had a beer, went to bed and woke up like this. Now can we please just get to the part where you and Fraiser run some tests, find a cure, make me big again?

• Young Jack O'Neill : I don't get it. We helped save their skinny asses from the replicators and as a thanks they shrink me and leave me to die.