- Samantha Carter: Maybourne, you are an *idiot* every day of the week. Why couldn't you have just taken one day off?
- Jack O'Neill: You will come with me.
- Teal'c: I will submit to no further experiments.
- Jack O'Neill: [to Teal'c] Oh but you will.
- [to the guards]
- Jack O'Neill: I'll take it from here.
- SF Guard: I can't allow that, Sir.
- Jack O'Neill: Oh but you can.
- [Jack shoots the guards with a zat gun]
- Teal'c: Colonel O'Neill, I presume?
- Jack O'Neill: What gave it away?
- Samantha Carter: Colonel Maybourne's forces are moving in soon.
- Jack O'Neill: Maybourne? How'd he get involved?
- Samantha Carter: I called him.
- Jack O'Neill: Willingly?
- Samantha Carter: [after the aliens self-destructed in the gate room] That's a lot of damage.
- Jack O'Neill: Coat of paint. A little touch up.