- Homeless Man: I'm just a crazy old guy with a shopping cart full of cans.
- Jack O'Neill: I'm just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics.
- Homeless Man: Can I have 'em?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Played a lot of hide'n'seek as a kid. It's funny, I could always find anyone anywhere, but they could never find me.
- Jack O'Neill: Because they didn't *want* to.
- Major Samantha Carter: Sir, are you okay?
- Jack O'Neill: I've been shot, Carter.
- Major Samantha Carter: I know. Your vest stopped one of the bullets.
- Jack O'Neill: I want sleeves on my vest.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
- Jack O'Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
- Homeless Man: She was feisty; put up a fight.
- Jack O'Neill: With whom?
- Homeless Man: Ninjas. Three, maybe four. Happened fast. They pulled up in a white van, grabbed her. I've been telling the police about ninjas for years. You think they listen?
- Jack O'Neill: You alright?
- Major Samantha Carter: Yeah. Very dramatic, thank you.
- Jack O'Neill: You bet.
- Homeless Man: You a cop?
- Jack O'Neill: Air force. Colonel Jack O'Neill.
- Homeless Man: I was in 'Nam.
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, what company?
- Homeless Man: Vacation. Long time ago.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Why are you so convinced I have something to do with this?
- Jack O'Neill: A reliable source told me.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: I think I know who you're referring to, Colonel, and are you telling me you're trusting a convicted traitor?
- Jack O'Neill: More than you at the moment.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: You know, we make a pretty good team, Jack.
- Jack O'Neill: Shut up.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: I'm just saying if you ever get tired of the SGC, we could make more money than you every dreamed of.
- Jack O'Neill: Hey, G. Gordon, don't give me another reason to shoot you, all right?
- Guard #2: This hospital is closed; I'm afraid you'll have to go someplace else.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I said, I think I just electrocuted myself! Do you have any idea what that feels like?
- [guard steps out to block Daniel's path]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [shoots guard in front of him with Zat gun] Something like that.