Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Ascension (2001)

Christopher Judge: Teal'c

Quotes 

• Jack O'Neill : We brought pizza and a movie.

  Teal'c : Star Wars.

  Jack O'Neill : He's seen it, what? Eight times?

  Teal'c : Nine.

  Jack O'Neill : Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.

  Major Samantha Carter : You've never seen Star Wars?

  Jack O'Neill : Well, you know me and sci-fi.

• Jack O'Neill : So, now what?

  Teal'c : I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.

  Jack O'Neill : Call Daniel.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : How's Sam?

  Jack O'Neill : Hammond recommended a psych evaluation.

  Teal'c : Do you believe Major Carter has become mentally unstable?

  Jack O'Neill : No more than the rest of us.