- Major Samantha Carter: [on phone with Daniel] Well, if the DHD could have prevented the problem, maybe the DHD can also fix it. Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD?
- [Daniel looks in at the negotiations]
- Colonel Chekov: This is impossible at the moment.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [to Sam] Not without giving back Alaska.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: If you need me, I'm at the Accent Inn checked in under the name of Cassidy.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: David or Shaun?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Butch.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You rat bastard!
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Take it easy.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I am *so* gonna kick your ass!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I wish I didn't find you so attractive. I've always had a real weakness for dumb blondes.
- Major Samantha Carter: Go suck a lemon.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Very sexy. Very, very sexy.
- Major Samantha Carter: [Jack looks around the Stargate control room, as if he might dart away] Sir, if the gate blows up it won't matter where you are on the base.
- Colonel Chekov: How can the United States go to war over something it's people know nothing about?
- Major Paul Davis: It wouldn't be unprecedented, sir.
- [Daniel is trying to convince Colonel Chekov to loan Russia's DHD to the US so they can save Teal'c]
- Colonel Chekov: Colonel Zukhov was a friend of mine and he is dead now.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Then you must know how I feel.