- Jack O'Neill: It's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: From a galaxy far, far away.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So, we go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.
- Jack O'Neill: How are you gonna do that?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, I speak 23 different languages. Pick one.
- Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
- Jack O'Neill: Oh, well it's hard to say.
- Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
- Jack O'Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.
- [after some interrogating]
- Jack O'Neill: Alright, I'll be honest with ya, Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
- Major Robert Thornbird: I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?
- Jack O'Neill: [coughs] Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
- Major Robert Thornbird: Your dog tags say otherwise.
- Jack O'Neill: They're lying.
- Sergeant Bridges: [subtitled "You Russian spies?"] Vy sovetskih shpionov?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [subtitled "No!"] Nyet.
- Jack O'Neill: Daniel?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: He just asked if we were Soviet spies, I just...
- [Jack gives Daniel a pointed look]
- Sergeant Bridges: [to Jack] Come with me.
- Jack O'Neill: [gets up] Sure. You bet.
- [Daniel turns around to face the bunk, pinching the bridge of his nose]
- Jack O'Neill: "Nyet"?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So what's the plan?
- Jack O'Neill: Find the stargate.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Find the stargate? That's-that's the plan?
- Jack O'Neill: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?
- Jenny: You said that you were in trouble with the establishment.
- Jack O'Neill: And... we are.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: We are.
- Jack O'Neill: Just not the establishment of this planet. It's true. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: From a galaxy far, far away.