Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

The Haunting of Deck Twelve (2000)

Tim Russ: Lt. Tuvok

Quotes 

• [the navigational sensors are malfunctioning] 

  Tom Paris : I'm telling you, we rely too much on 24th-century technology, Captain. You give me a window and a sextant, and I guarantee I'll get you where you wanna go.

  [the ship suddenly goes to warp] 

  Tuvok : We've jumped to warp 6.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Tom?

  Tom Paris : Don't look at me.

• Tom Paris : [on the cloud formations of the nebula]  Now, there's a creepy image. Reminds me of something out of Edgar Allan Poe.

  Harry Kim : Looks like a vampire bat. You can make out the wings, even the ears. What do you see, Tuvok?

  Tuvok : Two Starfleet officers with juvenile imaginations.

• Neelix : Y-you really shouldn't sneak up on people like that. I could have shot you.

  Tuvok : Your restraint is commendable.

• Tuvok : Rest assured, this crew is doing everything possible to regain control of the ship.

  Neelix : You're right, I'm just being silly.

  Tuvok : I concur.

• Tom Paris : Don't you ever sweat?

  Tuvok : Not unless the temperature reaches 350 degrees Kelvin, with a humidity factor at approximately...

  Tom Paris : Forget I asked.

• Neelix : Did I ever tell you about the Salvoxia?

  Tuvok : If I say yes, will it prevent you from telling the story?

• Tuvok : I am giving you an order.

  Neelix : And I'm disobeying it.