"Star Trek: Voyager" The Haunting of Deck Twelve (TV Episode 2000) - Robert Duncan McNeill as Ensign Tom Paris

[the navigational sensors are malfunctioning]

Tom Paris : I'm telling you, we rely too much on 24th-century technology, Captain. You give me a window and a sextant, and I guarantee I'll get you where you wanna go.

[the ship suddenly goes to warp]

Tuvok : We've jumped to warp 6.

Captain Kathryn Janeway : Tom?

Tom Paris : Don't look at me.
Chakotay : How are the children?

Neelix : Tucked in their alcoves, safe and sound.

Captain Kathryn Janeway : I hope they weren't frightened.

Neelix : Oh, why would they be frightened, Captain?

Captain Kathryn Janeway : They were in the dark for three hours.

Neelix : Oh, no, not to worry! I told them a story to pass the time.

Tom Paris : Let me guess, Mother Goose.

Neelix : Certainly not! Some of those fairy tales can be frightening - ogres and child-eating monsters...
Tom Paris : [on the cloud formations of the nebula] Now, there's a creepy image. Reminds me of something out of Edgar Allan Poe.

Harry Kim : Looks like a vampire bat. You can make out the wings, even the ears. What do you see, Tuvok?

Tuvok : Two Starfleet officers with juvenile imaginations.
Tom Paris : Don't you ever sweat?

Tuvok : Not unless the temperature reaches 350 degrees Kelvin, with a humidity factor at approximately...

Tom Paris : Forget I asked.

Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris