Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Relativity (1999)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

Quotes 

• The Doctor : An injection a day keeps space sickness away.

  [crewman looks at the Doctor peculiarly] 

  The Doctor : You try to be funny after treating thirty-seven cases of nausea.

• The Doctor : Next time your human physiology fails you, don't consult the database. Just call me.

  Seven of Nine : You ARE the database.

  The Doctor : With two legs and a splendid bedside manner.

• The Doctor : Where is the medical emergency?

  Neelix : I hope you're not referring to this pot roast.

  The Doctor : You called me a few minutes ago. You said Ensign Manis was ill.

  Neelix : I did?

  The Doctor : Yes.

  Neelix : Ensign Manis is right over there. He came in an hour ago, he looks perfectly norm...

  [Ensign Manis collapses] 

• The Doctor : I did get a call from you. You just haven't made it yet.