Harry Kim: Tuvok, we saved you a seat.
[Tuvok hesitates]
Tom Paris: What's wrong?
Tuvok: Someone has altered one of my holodeck programs... again.
Tom Paris: Hm. Are you sure it isn't just one of these malfunctions?
Harry Kim: Everything on the ship's been affected, including the holodecks.
Tuvok: The Oracle of K'Tal isn't programmed to wear pajamas.
Tom Paris: Well, maybe he overslept.
Tuvok: I am not amused by your practical jokes, Mr. Paris.
Tom Paris: Ha! Why do you always think it's me?
Tuvok: Mr. Kim?
Harry Kim: Mm, I'd like to claim credit, but I'm innocent.
Tuvok: The next time I visit the holodeck, I expect to find my program restored to its original parameters.
Tom Paris: I'm telling you, Tuvok, we didn't do it.
Harry Kim: [waits until Tuvok is out of earshot] I wonder how the Oracle would look in a sombrero.