Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Life Line (2000)

Tamara Marie Watson: Haley

Quotes 

• Haley : Lieutenant Barclay is here to see you.

  Dr. Zimmerman : I told you I wasn't...

  Haley : He says it's urgent.

  Dr. Zimmerman : Can't it wait till I'm dead?

• Haley : Sounds like you're making progress.

  The Doctor : How so?

  Haley : He only teases people he likes.

  The Doctor : Then he must love me.

• [Dr. Zimmerman has proposed sending a Mark IV back to Voyager] 

  Barclay : They don't want a Mark IV. They want their friend.

  Dr. Zimmerman : No EMH was ever designed to be anyone's friend! He's just a hologram!

  Haley : Is that how you feel about me? Just a hologram?

  [he stares at her] 

  Dr. Zimmerman : I will not be ambushed in my own lab.

• Haley : Lunch!

  Dr. Zimmerman : [sniffs the air]  That's not pork chops.

  Haley : It's salad.

  Dr. Zimmerman : I didn't ask for salad.

  Haley : It's healthy.

  Dr. Zimmerman : I'm dying. A piece of meat won't kill me any quicker.

• Haley : Star date 53292, my program malfunctioned and you canceled a lecture on Vulcan and came all the way home to repair me.

  Dr. Zimmerman : There's nothing worse than addressing a room full of pointy-eared blowhards.