Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Bride Of Chaotica! (1999)

Kate Mulgrew: Capt. Kathryn Janeway

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• Captain Kathryn Janeway : [entering the mess hall]  Coffee, black.

  Neelix : Uh, sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning...

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Listen to me very carefully, because I'm only going to say this once: Coffee. Black.

  Neelix : Yes, ma'am.

  Neelix : [Neelix obliges and gets the Captain her...]  Coffee. Black. While I've got your attention, there are...

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Coffee first!

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : [she takes a sip and lets the caffeine hit]  Now, what's the problem?

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : Let me get this straight. Trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality?

  Tom Paris : Yes, ma'am.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : And now an armed conflict has broken out between these aliens and Chaotica's holographic army?

  Tom Paris : Yes, ma'am. His Army of Evil.

• Tom Paris : One more thing: if you have trouble with Chaotica or you can't get to the death ray, you can always uncork the pheromones.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : I beg your pardon?

  Tom Paris : Uh... Chapter 16: Spell of the Spider. Arachnia sends Chaotica a vial of her irresistible potion. Now, whenever he gets a whiff, he's under her spell.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : I get the picture.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : [as Arachnia]  I don't know how to tell you this...

  [shoots Chaotica with a ray gun] 

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : ...but the wedding's off!

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Chaotica : Our love was not meant to be, my queen, but be warned. You have not seen the last of... Chaotica.

  [collapses] 

  Tom Paris : The end of a twisted madman.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : And you're going to miss him.

  Tom Paris : A little.

  [on an 'imagizer,' music announces 'The End - ?' - of the chapter, followed by Chaotica's maniacal laughter] 

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : You're not suggesting we wait until this Chaotica defeats the aliens?

  Tom Paris : No, no. I'm suggesting that we help the aliens to defeat Chaotica. They think that he's leading some kind of hostile invasion force. Once that threat is gone, it's a good bet that they will leave and close up their portals.

  Chakotay : How do you propose to defeat Chaotica?

  Tom Paris : Well, he's been attacking the aliens with his Death Ray...

  Tuvok : It's a shame we don't have one.

  Tom Paris : No, forget about what it's called, Tuvok! In the world of Captain Proton, it's the most powerful weapon that there is, and because it's photonic it's lethal to these aliens. Now, in chapter 18 Captain Proton disables this weapon just before Chaotica can use it to destroy Earth.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : And you think that Proton - namely you, of course - could still do that?

  Tom Paris : Well, we'd have to knock out the Lightning Shield first.

  Seven of Nine : A force field.

  Tom Paris : Yeah. Now you're catching on. The Destructo Beam on my rocket ship can can disable the Death Ray but only if someone gets inside the Fortress of Doom and can shut down the Lightning Shield.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : [sitting on Dr. Chaotica's thrown]  Somehow I feel comfortable here.

• Tom Paris : [on Chaotica]  First of all, he's a megalomaniac, so it's a good idea to appeal to his ego.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Right.

  Tom Paris : And, um... use grandiose language. He likes to be called 'Sire,' and it helps to say things like, "The clever fiendishness of your evil plan is brilliant!"

• Seven of Nine : [as the crew tries to persuade Janeway to take on the role of Arachnia]  Think of it as Starfleet's first encounter with Planet X.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Thanks.

  Tom Paris : Uh, Captain, it won't be so bad. I can explain to you what you can expect, I can tell you...

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : All right, all right!

  [sighs] 

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : I'm a size 4.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : [after Paris has filled her in on Chaotica]  This is how you've been spending your free time?

  Tom Paris : Well, I-I've been studying how past generations viewed the future.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : And?

  Tom Paris : Well, it didn't work out quite as black and white as they imagined.

• Tom Paris : I was about to say 'Captain Proton to the rescue' but I see you have everything under control.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : I'm the queen, remember?

• Dr. Chaotica : Arachnia. Death, as you know it, has no hold on me. My defeat is but a temporary setback. I shall return to seek my revenge.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : He doesn't give up, does he?

  Tom Paris : They never do.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : [as Arachnia]  I see you've kept my pheromones. I didn't realize you were the sentimental type.

  Dr. Chaotica : Your perfume inspires me.