Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Barge of the Dead (1999)

Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris

Quotes 

• B'Elanna Torres : [of her mother]  Did I ever tell you that she put me in a Klingon monastery?

  Tom Paris : [snorts]  You're kidding.

  B'Elanna Torres : It was after their marriage ended. She pulled me out of the Federation school in order to teach me... honor and discipline.

  Tom Paris : Hm - out of the plasma cooker into the fire.

  B'Elanna Torres : She prayed to Kahless every day to guide me in the ways of the warrior. I guess he wasn't listening.

• Neelix : [offering Paris a dish of gagh]  Sop joq jiH yuv gagh drek!

  B'Elanna Torres : He said eat this, or he'll force it down the gullet of your corpse.

  Neelix : No offense.

  Tom Paris : Ah, none taken. So, this is replicated, right?

  Neelix : Unfortunately.

  Tom Paris : And how do you get it to... move?

  Neelix : I used a kinesthetic agent to give it a little oomph.

• Tom Paris : B'Elanna? Are you alive?

  B'Elanna Torres : You tell me.

  Tom Paris : [scanning her vitals]  You've got a mild concussion.

  B'Elanna Torres : That's the best thing that's happened to me all day.

• Tom Paris : One minute you're in a coma, the next you're a born-again Klingon? I-I just don't get it.