Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Alice (1999)

Garrett Wang: Ensign Harry Kim

Quotes 

• Harry Kim : Bad day at the office?

  B'Elanna Torres : Bad night with Tom Paris. - You're his best friend, right?

  Harry Kim : So he tells me.

  B'Elanna Torres : So maybe you can explain why every time he finds a new hobby, I go right out the airlock.

  Harry Kim : I wouldn't take it personally. The Ferengi call it the Five Stages of Acquisition: Infatuation, Justification, Appropriation, Obsession and Resale. Seems like you've only got one stage left before he loses interest in that ship, and he's all yours again.

  B'Elanna Torres : Until the next infatuation.

• Harry Kim : Alice?

  Tom Paris : Well, I've got to call her something.

  Harry Kim : How about 'The Lost Cause'?

  Tom Paris : [chuckles]  Alice Battisti *was* the lost cause.

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  Tom Paris : All right, all right, hold on - if you were married in 2304 and your daughter was conceived during your eleventh pon farr, that would make you... 162 years old.

  Tuvok : Incorrect.

  Harry Kim : Come on, Tom, the man's not a day over 140. We know you were at least 100 when you joined Starfleet the second time, so I'm guessing you're around... 133?

  Tuvok : Also incorrect. I'm afraid you both lack sufficient data to reach a logical conclusion.

  Tom Paris : Come on, Tuvok, tell us.

  Tuvok : I see no reason to enlighten you.

  Harry Kim : Don't tell me Vulcans are embarrassed about their age.

  Tuvok : On the contrary. We value the wisdom that comes with advancing years.

  Tom Paris : In that case, how *wise* are you?

  Tuvok : Wise enough to end this inquiry.

• Tom Paris : Even B'Elanna thinks restoring this ship is worthwhile.

  Chakotay : Maybe, if we had the manpower to restore it.

  Tom Paris : No, I'll do all the work myself, on my own time. And, if I need a hand, Harry's offered to help.

  Harry Kim : I have?