Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Haven (1987)

Majel Barrett: Lwaxana Troi

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• Wyatt Miller : Mrs. Troi, can I talk to you about something serious?

  Lwaxana Troi : But I'm always serious, dear boy. Only my pleasant nature makes it appear otherwise.

• Lwaxana Troi : No, no, no, don't tell me: you're the Captain!

  Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Of course, your daughter has explained your telepathic abilities.

  Lwaxana Troi : No, that wasn't telepathy, it was just common sense. Who else would they send to greet me but the Captain?

• Lwaxana Troi : I am Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Who are you?

• Counselor Troi : Whatever happened to Mr. Xelo?

  Lwaxana Troi : Oh, I was forced to terminate his employment. Xelo was strongly attracted to me; his thoughts became truly pornographic!

• Lwaxana Troi : [about to leave the Enterprise]  Captain! Even Xelo never had such thoughts about me. You may energize.

  [she is beamed away] 

  Counselor Troi : That was meant as a joke, Captain.

  Captain Jean-Luc Picard : I was not amused.

• Lwaxana Troi : The matter is settled. Mr. Homn will conduct the joining.

  Steven Miller : But Comm... But Homn can't even talk!

  Lwaxana Troi : No matter, he is highly adept in the art of sign language.

• Lwaxana Troi : You've been slack, little one - allowed your mental powers to rust.

  Counselor Troi : Only to avoid confusion, Mother. Humans constantly think one thing and say another.

  Lwaxana Troi : Yes, they do, don't they?

• Lwaxana Troi : You realize of course that with Betazoids, our ability to read the thoughts of others does see us grow much faster than the typical, plodding Human.

• Lwaxana Troi : Wyatt, tell me something seriously: which of these would look best on me naked?