Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Deja Q (1990)

Whoopi Goldberg: Guinan

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Quotes 

• [Q is sitting with Data at the bar in Ten Forward, when Guinan enters] 

  Q : This is not a moment I've been looking forward to.

  Guinan : [approaching]  I hear they drummed you out of the Continuum.

  Q : I like to think of it as a significant career change.

  Guinan : Just one of the boys, eh?

  Q : One of the boys with an IQ of two thousand and five.

  Lt. Cmdr. Data : The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.

  Guinan : Really?

  [Guinan picks up a sharp-tined fork and stabs the back of Q's hand, who screams in pain] 

  Guinan : Seems human enough to me.

• Guinan : [referring to Data]  You could learn a lot from this one.

  Q : Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.

  Lt. Cmdr. Data : I am an android, not a robot.

  Q : [sarcastically]  I beg your pardon.

  Guinan : I'd enjoy that. And you'd better get used to it.

  Q : What?

  Guinan : Begging! You're a pitiful excuse for a human. The only way you're gonna survive is on the charity of others.

• Guinan : [on Q, who is crying for help after being attacked by the Calamarain]  How the mighty have fallen.