Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

You Are Cordially Invited (1997)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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Quotes 

• Doctor Bashir : [Quark is taking down the Klingon decorations in his bar]  What's going on?

  Quark : Haven't you heard? The wedding's off!

  Chief O'Brien : Off? Why?

  Quark : She says it's because he's a pigheaded, stubborn man who puts tradition before everything else. He says it's because she's a frivolous, emotional woman who refuses to take him or his culture seriously. You can see the problem.

  Chief O'Brien : They're both right.

• Captain Sisko : Quark, take it all away. No food for those on the path to kal'Hyah!

  Quark : No refunds for those on the path to kal'Hyah as well. Sorry.

• Quark , Jake Sisko : [respectively]  It's a Klingon bachelor party... Use your imagination.

• Jake Sisko : I sold my first book today.

  Quark : Really? How much did you get for it?

  Jake Sisko : It's just a figure of speech. The Federation News Service is going to publish a book of my stories about life on the station under Dominion rule.

  Quark : And they're not paying you?

  Jake Sisko : No.

  Quark : Well, then you have my sympathies, and the first round of drinks is on the house.

  Jake Sisko : Really?

  Quark : No. It's a figure of speech.

• Quark : [about Alexander]  Handsome young man. He must get his looks from his mother's side.

• Jake Sisko : [of Jadzia]  A woman of many talents.

  Quark : It's a shame she's about to waste them all on that walking frown she calls a fiancé. She's too good for him. I've said that from the beginning.

  Jake Sisko : Are you jealous?

  Quark : There's no profit in jealousy.

  Jake Sisko : Well, that's not a denial.

  Quark : It's not to be quoted either.