Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Trials and Tribble-ations (1996)

William Shatner: Captain James Tiberius Kirk

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• [Sisko on the Enterprise bridge...] 

  Sisko : Excuse me, Captain. Here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval.

  Captain James T. Kirk : Lieutenant... er, Lieutenant...?

  Sisko : Benjamin Sisko, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave, I just want to say... it's been an honor serving with you, sir.

  Captain James T. Kirk : All right, Lieutenant, carry on.

  Sisko : Thank you, sir.

• [Sisko and Dax are frantically scanning tribbles in the grain bin for the bomb, throwing them aside as they scan] 

  Mr. Spock : [inspecting a tribble]  They seem to be gorged.

  Nilz Baris : *Gorged*? On *my* grain? Kirk, I'm going to hold you responsible! Must be thousands of them!

  Captain James T. Kirk : Hundreds of thousands.

  Mr. Spock : One million, seven hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty-one.

  [Sisko and Dax share a look for a moment as Spock continues, and resume scanning] 

  Mr. Spock : That's assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours over a period of three days.

• Captain James T. Kirk : As Captain I want two things done: first, find Cyrano Jones and second...

  [he looks up irritated, as tribbles keep falling on him from the storage compartment] 

  Captain James T. Kirk : ...close that door!

• Sisko : Excuse me Captain, here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval.

  Captain James T. Kirk : Lieutenant, uh Lieutenant?

  Sisko : Benjamin Sisko, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave I just want to say... it's been an honour serving with you, sir.

  Captain James T. Kirk : All right, Lieutenant carry on.

  Sisko : Thank you, sir.