Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Things Past (1996)

Andrew Robinson: Garak

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Quotes 

• Elim Garak : I took the liberty of borrowing this from the gentleman who thought my nose needed adjustment.

  Odo : I see I'm going to have to add the word "pickpocket" to your resume.

  Elim Garak : It's only a hobby.

• [the crew in the runabout are discussing the conference on Bajor they are returning from] 

  Captain Sisko : I thought the Bajorans bent over backwards to be polite to you, Garak.

  Elim Garak : Giving me a name tag that read, 'Elim Garak - Former Cardassian Oppressor' was hardly polite.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : And what did you want it to say - 'Former Spy'?

• Elim Garak : [to Odo]  It seems you have quite a fan club on Bajor. I half expected you to be signing autographs at the end.

• [Odo, Sisko and Garak appear with the identities of Timor, Ishan and Jillur respectively] 

  Odo : Timor, Ishan and Jillur were the names of three Bajorans who were accused of attempting to assassinate Gul Dukat on the Promenade.

  Captain Sisko : Half the Resistance tried to kill Dukat.

  Odo : These three were innocent. However, no one knew that at the time, and... Dukat wanted to make an example of them, so he had them led out onto the Promenade and publicly... executed.

  Elim Garak : If we're them...

  Captain Sisko : If we're them, we'd better find a way out of here before Dukat makes an example out of *us*.

• Elim Garak : The Bajorans never did have a sense of style - turn the vase over and the Resistance appears!

• Elim Garak : You'd think they'd put us in our own cell block instead of with the common criminals. After all, we are accused of attempting to assassinate the station commander. That deserves some respect!

  Captain Sisko : [sardonically]  Maybe they'll salute when they execute us.

• Elim Garak : I never knew we were such messy conquerors. I remember the Occupation being a little more tidy than this.

  Captain Sisko : Everything's tidy when someone else is doing the cleaning.

• Elim Garak : [about cleaning work]  The Bajorans were much more suited for this sort of thing than we were. Servile work is in their nature.

  Captain Sisko : I'll remember to mention that to Major Kira when we get back.

  Elim Garak : There are exceptions to every rule.

• Captain Sisko : This is Terok Nor, DS9 during the Occupation.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Time travel?

  Elim Garak : Er, no, it's more than that, our clothes have changed.

  Odo : Could we be in a holosuite?

  Captain Sisko : [testing]  Computer, end program.

  [nothing happens] 

  Captain Sisko : Let's assume that's a "no" for the moment.