Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Nagus (1993)

Max Grodénchik: Rom

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• [Rom has returned a beautiful woman's lost wallet] 

  Quark : You worthless tiny-eared fool! Don't you know the First Rule of Acquisition?

  Rom : Yes, brother.

  Quark : Then say it!

  Rom : "Once you have their money, you never give it back."

• Rom : [1st Rule of Acquisition]  Once you have their money, you never give it back.

• Quark : So, Rom, you were gonna toss me out an airlock?

  Rom : Forgive me, Brother.

  Quark : Forgive you! Why, brother, I didn't think you had the lobes! Such wonderful treachery deserves a reward. I'm gonna make you the assistant manager of policy and clientele here at Quark's.

  Rom : W-what exactly does that mean?

  Quark : How should I know? Just made it up.