Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Magnificent Ferengi (1998)

Christopher Shea: Keevan

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Quotes 

• Quark : Everyone - this is Keevan. We're gonna trade him for Ishka.

  Rom : Hi. I'm Rom. This is Nog, that's Brunt...

  Quark : Rom! He doesn't care.

  Keevan : Truer words have never been spoken. I'll advise you all to send final messages to your loved ones, and make sure your wills are in order.

  Rom : Why?

  Keevan : Because the moment we leave the station you'll have signed your death warrants. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap.

• [the other Ferengi have found out that Quark lied to them about the reward] 

  Gaila : I come here, risk my life, and for what? You've had this coming for a long time, cousin!

  [Gaila fires a phaser at Quark and instead hits Keevan, their hostage] 

  Keevan : I hate Ferengi.

  [slumps down] 

• [Keevan is trying to escape in the Ferengi ship] 

  Quark : Going someplace?

  Keevan : Apparently not. I couldn't get the impulse engines online.

  Quark : That's because I had Rom disengage the induction matrix.

  Keevan : Then why did you bother chasing me?

  Quark : Because sometimes my brother gets things wrong.

• Nog : In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home.

  [everyone sighs with relief] 

  Gaila : Home - to the torrential rains of Ferenginar.

  Brunt : You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation.

  Quark : Yep.

  Rom : And the dampness.

  Leck : Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck.

  Keevan : Oh, I only wish I could be there with you.

• Leck : [to Keevan]  You don't seem to be too happy at the prospect of rejoining your people.

  Keevan : Believe me when I tell you I have nothing to be happy about. Vorta are supposed to commit suicide when they're captured. I failed to follow that rather harsh policy.

  Rom : They're going to execute you?

  Keevan : After what is surely going to be a most unpleasant debriefing.