Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Statistical Probabilities (1997)

Tim Ransom: Jack

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• Jack : There are rules! Don't talk with your mouth full. Don't open an airlock when someone's inside it. And don't lie about your genetic status.

• Doctor Bashir : It's not our place to decide who lives and who dies! We're not gods!

  Jack : Maybe not. But we're the next best thing.

• Jack : Well why don't you fix it, dear fellow, dear fellow, well why don't you fix it before I go mad!

• Jack : Bashir, was it? Rings a bell, rings a bell. Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir... a-ah! Got it, got it! Uh, 15th century poet, Singh el Bashir. Any relation, hm?

  Doctor Bashir : Yes, actually.

  Jack : His work was totally derivative. He was a plagiarist. You knew that; you-you had to know that. Yet you come in here, bragging about it anyway, hm-hm. Why?

  Doctor Bashir : You're the one who brought it up.

  Jack : Well, what was I supposed to do, just let you get away with it?

• Lauren : [about Bashir]  He turned out all right.

  Jack : You're not exactly known for being very discriminating, hm?

  Lauren : Turned you down, didn't I?

  Jack : And you're still regretting it!

• Jack : Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

• [Jack has a recording of Weyoun's negotiations run in native language mode] 

  Jack : Got you! D'you hear that? He used the passive voice transitive.

  Doctor Bashir : Since when could you speak Dominionese?

  Jack : Since this morning.

• Jack : I will not forget what was done to me; I will not be a part of a society that put me away for being too smart. No! No!

• Lauren : The Chief doesn't like any of us. Do you, Chief?

  Chief O'Brien : Julian...

  Jack : He's just jealous you're spending so much time with us.

  Lauren : His wife's away. He misses his friend.

  Chief O'Brien : I do not.

  Lauren : It's all right, Julian. Go play with your friend, we'll be fine.

  Doctor Bashir : You want me to play with you, do you, Chief?

  Chief O'Brien : No!

  Lauren : Yes, you do.

  Doctor Bashir : [laughing]  Come on, let's go to Quark's.

• Lauren : [on Damar]  Looks like a man who doesn't sleep.

  Jack : Methought I heard a voice cry "Sleep no more!" Damar does murder sleep.

• [last lines] 

  Bashir : So, are you ready to go?

  Jack : Not so fast. There's one thing I need to know, Doctor. If we can come up with a way to beat the Dominion, will you listen?

  Bashir : I can't think of anything I'd like better.

  Jack : Good, good, good. Let's go then. Let's go.

  Bashir : Bashir to O'Brien. Four to beam out.