Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Ferengi Love Songs (1997)
Wallace Shawn: Zek
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Zek : Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
[Rule of Acquisition 208]
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Zek : Did you see their faces? They thought they had me, but we showed them! I answered all their questions, didn't I?
Quark : You certainly did.
Zek : The state of the trade negotiations with the Breen, why I dumped our lokar bean investments, why I insisted we buy up every bit of jevonite we could get our hands on.
Quark : You were brilliant. You know, for a moment there I actually thought that Brunt's head was going to explode with frustration!
Zek : By the time I'm finished with him, he'll wish it had. Blam!
[laughs]
Zek : Blam!
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[Quark has just entered his room to discover Grand Nagus Zek and his towering assistant Maihar'du hiding in his closet]
Quark : [in awe] Grand Nagus?
Zek : [defensive] Quark, what are you doing here?
Quark : [stammering] I-I'm just visiting my mother...
Zek : That's no excuse! You've been banned by the FCA. You *must* leave Ferenginar AT ONCE!
[Zek throws Quark's bag into Quark's arms. Quark immediatley runs out of his room. He runs past Ishka, who looks at him worried]
Quark : [panicky] Gotta go! The Nagus knows I'm here!
[Quark suddenly stops as he realizes something]
Quark : [suspicious] Wait a minute... *What's* the *Nagus* doing in my closet?
Ishka : [innocently] The Nagus?
Quark : [turning to look at his mother; his eyes narrowed] *Moogie*!
Ishka : [Ishka sighs; calling out] Zekkie... You might as well come out!
Quark : [high outraged voice] *Zekkie?*
[whispers]
Quark : What's going on?
Ishka : [sheepishly] Next time you visit, Quark... I'd really appreciate it if you called first.
Quark : That doesn't answer my question.
[Zek and Maihar'du enter]
Zek : [with piercing eyes; pointing a gnarled finger at Quark] "Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is an *answer*"!
Quark : [labeling the rule Zek quoted; breathlessly] Rule of Acquisition two-oh-eight!
[Quark glares at his mother; frantic]
Quark : *You're* in trouble again, aren't you? What have you done now?
[to Zek; very frantic now]
Quark : Whatever it is, I know nothing about it!
[back to Ishka; out of his mind with panic]
Quark : Tell him, Moogie! Tell him I'm innocent!
Ishka : [calmly] Relax, Quark. I'm not in any trouble.
Quark : [confused] You're not?
Zek : [amicable] Why should she be in trouble?
Quark : [stumbling over his words] I don't know... I just thought... since you were here... I..
[Quark is at a loss. He rubs his head, defeated]
Quark : I don't know what I thought. I'm so confused.
Zek : [gently; exchanging a loving look with Ishka] About what? It's really quite simple... You see, Quark... Your mother and I... . *are* in love!
[Quark staggers back mystified shock and surprise as Zek puts his arm around Ishka, who grins happily]
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Zek : I may have lost my memory, but not my sense of humor!