Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Blaze of Glory (1997)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• [Morn has hit Quark with a barstool] 

  Odo : Witnesses say you were talking to him right up to the second he went berserk.

  Quark : Of course I was talking to him. That's what bartenders are supposed to do - talk to their customers.

  Major Kira : What exactly was it that you were talking to him about?

  Quark : All I said was that the military personnel on this station were starting to look a little nervous. And when they get nervous, I get nervous.

  Odo : And that's all you said?

  Quark : Basically. I might've done a little harmless theorizing.

  Doctor Bashir : About what?

  Quark : Oh, something like... it was only a matter of time before the Dominion launched a full-scale assault against the Federation, and when that happened, the station would undoubtedly be their first target... And I might have idly suggested... that there wasn't a chance in hell that any of us would get out of here alive.

  Odo : And that's when Morn hit you with a barstool and ran onto the Promenade screaming "We're all doomed".

  Quark : Some people just don't react well to stress.