Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Afterimage (1998)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• Quark : So, what do you think?

  Doctor Bashir : About what?

  Quark : About her.

  Doctor Bashir : About who?

  Quark : Dax!

  Doctor Bashir : ...Oh, Ezri. She seems... nice.

  Quark : Meaning what?

  Doctor Bashir : Meaning... nice.

  Quark : Oh, come on, Doctor. I know the way you felt about Jadzia.

  Doctor Bashir : She's not Jadzia.

  Quark : She's the next best thing. So - are you interested?

  Doctor Bashir : Sounds to me like you're the one who's interested, Quark.

  Quark : It's not every day you get a second chance with a woman.

  Doctor Bashir : It's not the same woman!

  Quark : She's still Dax, isn't she?

  Doctor Bashir : More or less.

  Quark : Well, that's good enough for me. Ready for a little competition?

  Doctor Bashir : You're insane.

  Quark : And you... are going to lose!

• Quark : Remember all those late night tongo games?

  Ensign Ezri Dax : Who could forget?

  Quark : Mmm...

  Ensign Ezri Dax : Wait a minute... You owe me ten strips of latinum from our last game!

• [Dr. Bashir is trying to extract something out of Quark's ear canal with tweezers. Quark is shrieking his head off] 

  Quark : AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Doctor Bashir : [firmly yet calmly]  Hold still.

  [Quark lets out a shorter shriek and braces himself for pain] 

  Doctor Bashir : ....I think I got something.

  [Dr. Bashir pulls the object out of Quark's ear canal - a feather. Quark takes the tweezers holding the feather to get a good look at it as he massages his ear] 

  Quark : I should've known... Never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur.

  Doctor Bashir : Tympanic tickle?

  Quark : It's...

  Doctor Bashir : [interrupting; realizing what Quark is going to refer to]  Never mind. I don't want to know. Hold still. I'll get you some antibiotics.