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Alice #1 through 250 : You desire something else, lord?
Chekov : What a shame you're not real.
Alice #251 through 500 : We are real, my lord.
Chekov : Oh, I mean 'real girls'.
Alice #1 through 250 : We are programmed to function as human females, lord.
Chekov : You are?
Alice #1 through 250 , Alice #251 through 500 : [In unison] Yes, my lord.
Chekov : Harry Mudd programmed you?
Alice #1 through 250 , Alice #251 through 500 : [in unison] Yes, my lord.
Chekov : That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous, kulak, Harry Mudd programmed you?
Alice #1 through 250 , Alice #251 through 500 : [In unison] Yes, my lord.
Chekov : This place is even better than Leningrad.
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Alice #251 through 500 : Do you require something, lord?
Capt. Kirk : No. Yes! My ship.
Alice #251 through 500 : I am not programmed...
Alice #251 through 500 , Capt. Kirk : [together] ... to respond in that area.
Capt. Kirk : Yes, I know.
Alice #251 through 500 : Is there anything *any* of you require to please you?
Capt. Kirk : Alice, give us back our ship to please us. Return us to our ship because we desire it.
Alice #251 through 500 : We are programmed to serve. We shall serve you to your best interests to make you happy.
Capt. Kirk : But we're unhappy here.
Alice #251 through 500 : Please explain "unhappy."
Spock : Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and desires are not fulfilled.
Alice #251 through 500 : Which wants and desires of yours are not fulfilled?
Capt. Kirk : We want the Enterprise.
Alice #251 through 500 : [her badge number starts to flash] The Enterprise is not a want or a desire. It is a mechanical device.
Capt. Kirk : No, it's a beautiful lady and we love her!
Alice #251 through 500 : [badge light remains on] Illogical, illogical. All units relate. All units. Norman, coordinate.
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Alice #1 through 250 : We have a very extensive library section for your amusement.
Alice #251 through 500 : Our research laboratories and workshops are extremely well equipped.
Alice #1 through 250 , Alice #251 through 500 : You are free to visit them.
Captain Kirk : All right, we might later. In the mean time, would you mind leaving us?
Alice #1 through 250 , Alice #251 through 500 : Why should we leave you?
Captain Kirk : Because... we don't like you.