- [SpongeBob is covering up Mr. Krabs' damaged first dollar by hanging on the wall]
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
- Patrick: [giving a thumbs down] Boo!
- Narrator: But what does POOP mean?
- [SpongeBob shrugs]
- Narrator: It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: People Order Our Patties.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Ohhhhhhh. POOP.
- Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP.
- Patrick: [attempting to get the paint off the dollar by whacking it with a club] Off!, off!, off!
- SpongeBob: Nothing's working!
- Patrick: Wait Spongebob, we're not cavemen
- [points at a computer]
- Patrick: we have technology!
- [picks up the computer and smashes it over the dollar repeatedly]
- SpongeBob: It didn't work.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are going to paint Mr. Krabs' living room]
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
- Patrick: No way, SpongeBob. We're not getting paid to move stuff.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not getting paid at all.
- Patrick: Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid, and that's final!
- SpongeBob: OK! We'll just paint around all this stuff.
- Patrick: Good. Just don't pay me.
- SpongeBob: [accidentally creates a giant paint bubble] Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?
- Patrick: Oh, I know!
- [uses a bubble wand to blow another giant bubble]
- Patrick: Two giant paint bubbles!
- SpongeBob: No!
- [the two bubbles merge]
- SpongeBob: Patrick?
- Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
- Patrick: Nonsense!
- [inflates the bubble with a bicycle pump]
- Mr. Krabs: [after revealing that the paint is not permanent] Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva!
- SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
- Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya!
- [laughs heartily while SpongeBob and Patrick glare at him, then storm out in disgust]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [to himself, in the mirror] Don't panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome.
- [He hears Mr. Krabs parking his boat and humming Blow The Man Down]
- SpongeBob's Reflection: You're on your own, pal.
- Mr. Krabs: [after getting his saliva all over the walls after laughing hysterically, melting the paint] Aw, crud! I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
- Narrator: Sounds like a lot of...
- Hoopla Fish: [interrupting] Hoopla!
- Narrator: Sounds like a lot...
- Hoopla Fish: Hoopla!
- Narrator: Sounds like...
- Hoopla Fish: Hoopla! Hoopla!
- [the narrator throws a brick on him, knocking him out]
- Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? Ha, ha, WRONG!
- SpongeBob: [SpongeBob is standing around trying to carefully use a tiny blob of paint on his brush] Well... here we go.
- Narrator: One hour later...
- SpongeBob: Just a few more seconds of fevered anticipation and I'll be painting this wall.
- Narrator: Two hours later...
- SpongeBob: I'm getting to the painting.
- Narrator: Three hours later...
- Patrick: Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.