SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator

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Quotes 

• [SpongeBob is covering up Mr. Krabs' damaged first dollar by hanging on the wall] 

  Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, you know, just hanging around.

  Patrick : [giving a thumbs down]  Boo!

• Squidward : Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!

  Narrator : Uh-uh-uh, Squidward! Remember what Mr. Krabs says:

  [cardboard cutout of Krabs accompanied by a dialogue bubble] 

  Mr. Krabs : The money is always right!

  Patrick : The ceiling is right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee.

• Narrator : But what does POOP mean?

  [SpongeBob shrugs] 

  Narrator : It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: People Order Our Patties.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Ohhhhhhh. POOP.

  Narrator : Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP.

• Patrick : [attempting to get the paint off the dollar by whacking it with a club]  Off!, off!, off!

  SpongeBob : Nothing's working!

  Patrick : Wait Spongebob, we're not cavemen

  [points at a computer] 

  Patrick : we have technology!

  [picks up the computer and smashes it over the dollar repeatedly] 

  SpongeBob : It didn't work.

• SpongeBob : Hey, Squidward, check this out! Two ordinary patties, but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become...

  Patrick : ...A one way ticket to *pain*!

  [smashes into Mr. Krabb's door] 

• [SpongeBob and Patrick are going to paint Mr. Krabs' living room] 

  SpongeBob : Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?

  Patrick : No way, SpongeBob. We're not getting paid to move stuff.

  SpongeBob : Patrick, we're not getting paid at all.

  Patrick : Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid, and that's final!

  SpongeBob : OK! We'll just paint around all this stuff.

  Patrick : Good. Just don't pay me.

• SpongeBob : [accidentally creates a giant paint bubble]  Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?

  Patrick : Oh, I know!

  [uses a bubble wand to blow another giant bubble] 

  Patrick : Two giant paint bubbles!

  SpongeBob : No!

  [the two bubbles merge] 

  SpongeBob : Patrick?

  Patrick : Yeah, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob : I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!

  Patrick : Nonsense!

  [inflates the bubble with a bicycle pump] 

• Mr. Krabs : [after revealing that the paint is not permanent]  Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva!

  SpongeBob : Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!

  Mr. Krabs : Nah, I just like to mess with ya!

  [laughs heartily while SpongeBob and Patrick glare at him, then storm out in disgust] 

• Narrator : No employee wants to be a Squidward.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [to himself, in the mirror]  Don't panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome.

  [He hears Mr. Krabs parking his boat and humming Blow The Man Down] 

  SpongeBob's Reflection : You're on your own, pal.

• SpongeBob : [SpongeBob is standing around trying to carefully use a tiny blob of paint on his brush]  Well... here we go.

  Narrator : One hour later...

  SpongeBob : Just a few more seconds of fevered anticipation and I'll be painting this wall.

  Narrator : Two hours later...

  SpongeBob : I'm getting to the painting.

  Narrator : Three hours later...

  Patrick : Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.