SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Hooky/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (2001)

Ernest Borgnine: Mermaid Man

Quotes 

• Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime...

  [snaps fingers] 

  Mermaid Man : ...just like that!

  [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] 

  Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!

  SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!

  Mermaid Man : Stop kid! Stop! Let him go!

  SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime...

  [snaps fingers] 

  SpongeBob : ...like that!

  Atomic Flounder : What? Get offa me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... ROOAAAAARRR!

  [Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] 

  Atomic Flounder : ...do that!

• Mermaid Man : [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy crash through Spongebob's house]  Mermaid Man!

  Barnacle Boy : [groggily]  and Bobbicle -

  [falls flat on his face] 

• Mermaid Man : Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the superhero of tomorrow... or the villain. Besides, I remember a certain young whippersnapper who wanted to be a superhero, too.

  Barnacle Boy : You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.

• Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime

  [snaps fingers] 

  Mermaid Man : just like that

  [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] 

  Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!

  SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!

  Mermaid Man : No, lad! Don't!

  SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime

  [snaps fingers] 

  SpongeBob : like that.

  Atomic Flounder : What? Get off me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... Roar!

  [Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] 

  Atomic Flounder : ...do that.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, can I drive?

  Barnacle Boy : Drive? What do you know about driving the Invisible Boatmobile?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Tons! Like the windshield wipers are right here.

  [He presses a button] 

  Barnacle Boy : DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! THAT'S THE...

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Mermaid Man , Barnacle Boy : [Everyone gets folded together into a paper crane.] 

  Barnacle Boy : ... origami button.