SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (2003)
Carolyn Lawrence: Sandy Cheeks
Quotes
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[last lines]
SpongeBob : [now ripped in half by the gorilla] Patrick? Sandy?
Patrick , Sandy Cheeks : [in unison, tied in a sack] Yes, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob : I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore, but I'm terrifed of gorillas now.
Sandy Cheeks : Oh, that's alright, SpongeBob. Us too.
SpongeBob : You know what I don't understand though?
SpongeBob : [other half] What?
SpongeBob : What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
[the gorilla's eyes widen up in shock]
Gorilla : [nervously] Well, that's funny, you should - I mean, you see that - George, they're onto us!
George : Let's get out of here!
[the gorilla and the horse run away into the sunset as Sandy, Patrick, and SpongeBob watch them, a family is watching this as the mom and dad look at each other, the dad shuts off the TV as the screen goes to black]
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Sandy Cheeks : Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick : Not until four.
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[SpongeBob is falling to the ground]
Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
SpongeBob : [makes himself right-side up and takes off his pants] Like this?
Patrick : No, your other bottom!
Sandy Cheeks : [annoyed] Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick : Not until 4.
[SpongeBob crashes to the ground, where his rear has been shattered into hundreds of pieces]
Sandy Cheeks : Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Patrick : Do it again! I wasn't looking!
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Sandy Cheeks : Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
Patrick : [wearing a boxing glove] And that's when I punch him, right?
[Sandy stares at him, unamused]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor, and so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
Sandy Cheeks : That's crazy talk!
Patrick : That's not crazy talk! This is crazy talk!
[He starts babbling incoherently. Sandy pounds his head into his body to make him shut up]
Patrick : Sorry.