Spin City (TV Series)

The Lady or the Tiger (1998)

Alexander Chaplin: James Hobert

Quotes 

• Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr. : [James has let the Mayor borrow one hundred dollars and is now broke. James tried to steal from candy machine]  James, you all right?

  James Hobert : I'm hungry, Sir. I didn't have enough cash for lunch today.

  Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr. : Well, hunger is a funny thing. For instance, I just had a huge steak at a four star restaurant and gosh, I still having a craving for a candy bar.

  James Hobert : I stole from a bowl in the lobby and drank six non-dairy creamers.

  Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr. : [looking through his cash heavy billfold]  This thing does not take twenties. You would'n have a dollar, would you?

  James Hobert : [holding his last dollar]  I just have one, Sir. I was saving it for a subway token home.

  Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr. : [grabs the dollar]  Well, spoil yourself. Take a cab.