- Mike Flaherty: Will you do me the honor of being my best man?
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: The honor would be all mine. And I don't want you to think, for a minute, that you're making a mistake just because my marriage was a total disaster.
- Mike Flaherty: Right. Well sir, I'm... I'm sure there was some... some good times.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: Nope! My marriage was twenty-five years of root canal with no anesthetic. A never ending plane ride with a cabin full of crying babies.
- Mike Flaherty: Sir, save some of that for the toast.