"Spaced" Ends (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Simon Pegg: Tim Bisley

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  • Tim : Life just isn't like the movies is it? We're constantly led to believe in resolution in the establishment of the ideal status qua, and it's just not true. Happy endings are a myth. Designed to make us feel better about the fact that life is just another thankless struggle.

  • [Mike is going into a job interview] 

    Tim Bisley : Just... give it your best shot, OK?

    Mike Watt : Can't you come in with me?

    Tim Bisley : I'm not your dad, Mike!

    [beat] 

    Tim Bisley : Here's your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.

  • Daisy Steiner : I do want to go to Asia! I do want to see the Taj Mahal! The difference is, the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with it's boss and break my heart!

    Tim Bisley : Yeah, well... it might if you go to Asia!

  • [Tim guesses he may move back in with Sarah] 

    Daisy Steiner : What do you mean you have a funny feeling?

    Tim : I can read her like a book

    Daisy Steiner : Never judge a book by it's cover

    Tim : He who dares wins

    Daisy Steiner : Look before you leap

    Tim : Do YOU believe in life after love?

    Daisy Steiner : That's a song

    Tim : Shit.

  • Tim : It's like when you have an orgasm on your own. Lyin there watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken, lonly night in SoHo. And you're lyin there, everything is really great. You're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images. Everything seems so right, then Ppett. Bingo! You wake up. You're lyin there sweatin, despreatly lookin for the tissue, which you just know is still in your pocket. And the remote control which is somewhere on the floor. It's like walkin in on yourself. You know, 'What you doing?' That's how I felt tonight. Sitting here, feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. What the fuck are you doing.

  • [Tim is sitting in the pub, writing a poem while waiting for Sarah] 

    Tim Bisley : I've held you in my arms a thousand times / Closed my eyes and known we would always be together / I smiled at you through all your many lies / And knowing and thinking that eternity would be never / As distance dulls the memory and bitter history grows hazy / I realise my one true love is in fact a girl called... "

  • Daisy Steiner : Do you really watch porn in the flat?

    Tim Bisley : Uh... only when you're out. Sometimes while you're asleep in the bean bag.

    Daisy Steiner : Can I borrow some?

    Tim Bisley : Uh... Yeah.

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