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Quotes
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[Mike is going into a job interview]
Tim Bisley : Just... give it your best shot, OK?
Mike Watt : Can't you come in with me?
Tim Bisley : I'm not your dad, Mike!
[beat]
Tim Bisley : Here's your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.
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Mike : In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.
TA Officer : Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this?
Mike : Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative.
TA Officer : Why do you think that was?
Mike : [Shrugs] I dunno.
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Mike : [Mike's thinking while being interviewed by TA Officer] I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy Mc Nab, I'm Andie MacDowell ummmmm...
