Spaced (TV Series)

Battles (1999)

Peter Serafinowicz: Duane Benzie

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Quotes 

• Duane : When you get that feeling, it's like...

  Mike : Sexual healing.

  Duane : It's a force beyond your control. You know what they say about love and war.

  Tim : Yes. One involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other is war.

• [Tim and Duane are facing off with paintball guns] 

  Duane : See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.

  Tim : It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.

  [Shoots Duane in the groin] 

• Tim : [Duane's phone rings]  Aren't you gonna answer that?

  Duane : I've got an answering service.

  Tim : You've got an answer for everything!

  Duane : I can't *believe* you just said that.