South Park (TV Series)

World Wide Recorder Concert (2000)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Mr. Garrison, Sr., Bar Patron #2, Bar Patron #7, Kenny G

Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : Well, that whole experience sure did suck.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah, but you know? I learned something today. We were so worried about how cool we looked to those New Yorker kids that we forgot we are already totally cool, even if we don't what queef means.

  Mr. Mackey : [Walking by]  Queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmmkay.

• Eric Cartman : You guys! We found it! We found it, you guys!

  Kyle Broflovski : Calm down, Cartman.

  Stan Marsh : You found what?

  Eric Cartman : The brown noise! Kenny and me found the brown noise! Here, look -

  [puts soundproof headphones on everyone but Kenny] 

  Eric Cartman : Ready Kenny?

  Kenny McCormick : [muffled]  Ready!

  Eric Cartman : [plays the brown noise on his recorder] 

  Kenny McCormick : [farting noise. yelps, covers his butt, and runs off] 

  Stan Marsh : No way...