South Park (TV Series)
Volcano (1997)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Ned Gerblanski, Randy Marsh, Johnson, News Reporter, Crowd Member, Officer Barbrady, 'You and Lava' Presenter, Volcano Onlooker #1, Patrick Duffy, Mr. Garrison, Scuzzlebutt
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Quotes
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[Describing "Scuzzlebutt."]
Cartman : And he walks with a limp, because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but... Patrick Duffy.
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Jimbo : Look, It's Scuzzlebutt.
Cartman : What, Scuzzlebutt's REAL?
Patrick Duffy : Hello kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.
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Stan Marsh : I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Jimbo : What the hell are you talking about, you don't want to shoot the bunny? You're babbling, you're not making any sense, you're hysterical!
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Officer Barbrady : All right people. The mayor wanted everyone to see this educational film. So please try to pay attention, okay?
Voiceover : This is Jenny. She and her family are having a picnic at the foot of a volcano. Oh no. The volcano has erupted. What do you do now, Jenny? That's right, duck and cover. What do you do, Jenny? Duck and cover. DUCK AND COVER!
Officer Barbrady : Any questions?
Chef : That has got to be the biggest load of pig crap I have *ever* seen.
Officer Barbrady : That's enough of you!
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Johnson : [over the intercom] Mayor, the geologist is here to see you.
Mayor McDaniels : My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don't need another check-up!
Johnson : No, mayor, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth.
Mayor McDaniels : Don't you think I know that? How dare you insult my intellect? I went to Princeton for God's sake! You get out of my office!
Johnson : I'm not in your office mayor, I'm talking to you through a speaker.
Mayor McDaniels : [after a long pause] Just send in the geologist.
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Stan Marsh : My Uncle Jimbo says we gotta get up there early. Right Uncle Jimbo?
Jimbo : That's right, Stanley. Animals are much easier to shoot in the morning.