South Park (TV Series)

Raisins (2003)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Tall Goth

Quotes 

• Goth Kid : I guess you can join up with us if you want.

  Goth Kid 2 : Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.

  Butters : Uh, uhm no thanks. I love life.

  Stan : Huh? But you just got dumped.

  Butters : Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.

  Goth Kid 2 : Yeah.

  Stan : No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.

  Butters : Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.

• Goth Kid : You just don't know what real pain is.

  Kyle : Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try living in a Third-World country, you little pussy!

  Goth Kid : I'm not gonna live in a Third-World country with all the conformists.

• [last lines] 

  Stan : Hey Wendy, you're a bitch! Token,

  [flips him off] 

  Stan : Right here, buddy.

  [Token and Wendy walk off angrily] 

  Kyle : Well, dude, it's uh, it's good to have you back.

  Stan : Yeah. Let's play ball.

• Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?

  Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?

  Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy : She's what?

  Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.

  Wendy : Yeah?

  Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...

  [sounds like "cunt"] 

  Wendy : Well, tell Stan to stop!

  [walks away] 

  Jimmy : [continues]  ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.

• Kyle : [Kyle finds Stan, dressed in goth entire, sitting at the table, drinking coffee with the Goth Kids at Benny's]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I had to see it to believe it! What the hell are you doing?

  Stan : [sips some coffee]  Breathing deep in darkness that envelops my soul.

  [sips some more coffee] 

  Kyle : Goddamnit dude, your mom and dad want you to come home!

  Stan : So they can fill my head with more Disney lies about how perfect the world is? I don't think so.

  Red Goth : Yeah. Why don't you just go back to your Justin Timberlake and your homework, you conformist asshole?

  [jerks his hair back into place] 

  Red Goth : You just don't know what real pain is.

  Kyle : [to Red Goth]  Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try living in a Third-World country, you little pussy!

  Red Goth : I'm not gonna live in a Third-World country with all the conformists.

  Kyle : [to Stan]  Stan, this is it. Time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and come home! Everyone cares about you, and everyone wants you back!

  Stan : What about Wendy? Isn't she still with Token?

  Kyle : Yeah. She is.

  Stan : Then people shouldn't care about me. Because I don't care about them. What's the point of caring if all it brings is pain?

  Henrietta Biggle : For sure.

  Kyle : [walks away, defeated]  Fine. That's it. I give up. Have fun being miserable.

  Stan : [sips some coffee]  ... conformist.

  Red Goth , Henrietta Biggle , Tall Goth , Kindergoth : Yeah.