South Park (TV Series)

Prehistoric Ice Man (1999)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Crocodile Hunter, Man in Crowd #1, Man in Crowd #2, Dr. Mephesto, Officer Barbrady, Tom the News Reporter, Government Agent #2, Pilot

Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : Dude!

  Kyle : Help!

  [Thud] 

  Stan Marsh : Good job Cartmen,you killed Kyle!

  Kenny McCormick : [Muffled]  You bastard!

  Cartman : Well he shouldn't have called me fat.

  Stan Marsh : Why the hell not, it's like calling the sky "blue".

  Cartman : Well screw him, he's dead, let's go look for crocodiles.

• Stan : Hey, he's still alive.

  [yelling into hole] 

  Stan : Kyle. Are you OK?

  Kyle : I think so. Is Cartman up there?

  Cartman : I'm right here, Kyle.

  Kyle : Cartman, you fucking hunk of fat, rat fucking hunk of pig fucking ass face.

  Cartman : Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Say that to my face, pussy!

• Stan : Yeah well, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wish you... never had it... to begin with. Your ass, I mean.

• Government Agent #2 : Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

• Cartman : Shh. Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting crocodiles. Heh heh heh heh.