South Park (TV Series)
Pinkeye (1997)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Astronaut #2, Mortician #2, Zombie Victim, Hitler, Mr. Torrence, Pip Pirrup
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Quotes
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Kyle Broflovski : Up yours Tina Yothers!
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[last lines]
Cartman : Well, let's get home, start eating that candy.
Kyle Broflovski : We can eat it at Cartman's house, and see more naughty pictures of his mom!
Stan Marsh : Yeah!
Cartman : Knock it off, you guys! She said she was young, and needed the money!
Stan Marsh : Cartman, those pictures were taken, like, last month!
Cartman : Uh...
[Incomprehensible grumble]
Cartman : ... screw you guys!
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Kyle : Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!
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Kyle Broflovski : Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Eric Cartman : It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
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Eric Cartman : Why don't you go back to Endor, you stupid wookie?
Kyle Broflovski : Wookies don't live on Endor!
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Stan Marsh : [fighting off a zombie] Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number!... Chef?
[Chef has become a zombie]
Kyle Broflovski : CHEF!
Chef : [singing] I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead / My body might be cold, but it's always hot in my bed / Make love, don't be afraid / Just because my heart ain't beating, don't mean you won't get LAID!
[lets out a whoop]
Stan Marsh : Let's get outta here!
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Kyle Broflovski , Eric Cartman , Stan Marsh : [at Chef's house] Trick or...
[Chef appears brandishing chainsaws, scaring the crap out of them]
Chef : Get off my property, you brain-eating zombie bastards!
Kyle Broflovski , Eric Cartman , Stan Marsh : CHEF! IT'S US!
Chef : Oh! Sorry, children, I thought you were one of them!
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Pathologist : What's wrong with us, Doctor?
Eye Doctor : Well, your body temperature is only 55 degrees, you both have no heartbeat, no pulse, and no respiratory activity. You're showing marks of rigermortis, levity, and your eyes are all puffy and sticky.
Pathologist : You mean...
Eye Doctor : Yes, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye.
Pathologist's Assistant : I don't know what's happening to me. I'm so hungry that all I can think about eating is... brains.
Eye Doctor : Then don't touch your heads. I'll write you a prescription.
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Eric Cartman : What are you supposed to be, Stan, Howdy Doody?
Stan Marsh : No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fatass!
Eric Cartman : Oh, heh, wow, you you look pretty cool.
[laughs]
Kyle Broflovski : Sissy!
[laughs]
Stan Marsh : I'll kick your ass, Kyle!
Eric Cartman : Oh, look out! Holly Hobbie's all pissed off!
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Kyle Broflovski : Hey, dudes.
Stan Marsh : Oh good, you're here. Now, let's make sure that we got everything. Flashlight?
Eric Cartman : Check!
Stan Marsh : Plastic pumpkin pails?
Kyle Broflovski : Check!
Stan Marsh : Taser?
Kyle Broflovski : What's that?
Stan Marsh : For shocking people who try to give us granola treats, or something.
Eric Cartman : Yeah, granola pisses me off.
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[at Kenny's grave]
Kyle Broflovski : He was too young to be taken away from us...
Stan Marsh : Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chainsaw!
