"South Park" Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (TV Episode 2001) - Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Tweek, Afghan Kyle, Afghan Kenny, Bomb Disposal #1, Bomb Disposal #3, Johnson, Soldier #1, Soldier #2

[first lines]

[the boys are standing at the bus stop, wearing gas masks]

Kyle Broflovski : Remember when life used to be simple and cool?

Eric Cartman : [after a pause] Not really.
Kyle Broflovski : [the boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers] Uh... greetings, from, Canada. Well, Boys, it's "aboot" time we get back to our "hoose" in Canada, isn't it?

Eric Cartman : Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a goddam Canadian and neither are you!

Stan Marsh : Cartman, you stupid asshole.
Kyle Broflovski : [Cartman starts to follow Bin Laden] Cartman where are you going?

Eric Cartman : I'm gonna go take care of this prick!

Kyle Broflovski : Cartman he's crazy!

Eric Cartman : He's not crazy he's an idiot, I know how to deal with these people
Kyle Broflovski : Dude, no wonder terrorists come from places like this. If I grew up here, I'd be pissed off, too.
Kyle Broflovski : Going to Afghanistan? Trapped in a small space for 20 hours? How could things get any worse?

[Cartman farts]

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Tweek, Afghan Kyle, Afghan Kenny, Bomb Disposal #1, Bomb Disposal #3, Johnson, Soldier #1, Soldier #2