South Park (TV Series)

Mecha-Streisand (1998)

Mary Kay Bergman: Barbra Streisand, Mayor McDaniels, Sheila Broflovski, Screaming Woman

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• [Barbra Streisand has disguised herself to trick the boys into giving her the magic Triangle] 

  Barbra Streisand : I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it. It's worth a lot of money to me.

  Eric Cartman : It is?

  Stan Marsh : Hey, no wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it.

  Barbra Streisand : Oh!

  [giggles nervously] 

  Barbra Streisand : Who is that?

  Kyle Broflovski : Oh, just this really, really old lady who wishes she was still only forty-five.

  [Boys laugh, Barbra Streisand grinds her teeth] 

  Stan Marsh : Yeah, and you should have seen her nose! It was big enough to land Stealth Bombers on!

  [Boys laugh again, Barbra Streisand desperately tries to restrain herself] 

  Eric Cartman : Yeah! And talk about a bitch, I haven't seen...

  Barbra Streisand : *Enough*!

• Barbra Streisand : You know who I am, don't you?

  Officer Barbrady : Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.